Relationshow

A relationship that consists of sappy social media posts that make everyone else want to vomit. Probably to make up for lack of intimacy in real life. Many relationshows are short-lived since there is no substance to the actual relationship. However, real couples can have relationshows as well to hide turbulent points in their relationship.

Example 1: Whenever she gets a new boyfriend she puts on such a relationshow and then they break up within 3 months! You would think eventually she would learn to actually wait to get to know someone before spewing mushy shit all over her facebook for everyone to be annoyed by. How fucking embarrassing it must be when they break up with her after such a relationshow.

Example 2: She keeps posting how she can't live without him and all these pictures of them together. When will she realize that no one gives a fuck about her relationshow?

Example 3: Mary is putting on such a relationshow but we all know her husband is fucking someone else.

by Cherry bee November 22, 2016

Relationaintshit

When you are in a relationship, But your partner "ain't shit", aka lying cheating ass, or the relationship itself is too complicated, or just not working out.

*Girl talking with friends* Girl, This is so a relationaintshit. He is constantly lying about is where abouts. I dont think its working out.

by pseudonym deez nutz February 10, 2017

relatie

A relatie is a dutch word for Relationship, its when two people are stuck to each other with love.

Sometimes a girl wants to do everything with you but not a relatie.

Alert!

That is the biggest lie there is because she is to pussy and she goes to Basic Fit. So if a girl does this to you, you are not the one who is wrong!

Hey do you want a relatie?
No i dont want a relatie!
Oh okay then... you are wrong!
I cant hecht me... but i still love you -_-

by Blondefrominside February 27, 2017

relatively big boy

a guy. who is well, somewhat , large in size. he most likely looks like a glazed donut because he sweats a lot and his forehead is shiny.

relatively big boys look like glazed donuts from krispy kreme

by manny machado lover 92;) April 24, 2017

relationaut

A person who has dropped off the face of the earth because they've started seeing someone.

Janice is a relationaut, we won't see her for at least the next six months.

by Dave S. Koster April 11, 2017

relatives with benefits

Related individuals with some degree of romantic involvement, whether formal or informal like the term "friends with benefits"

Uncle Paul: "Damn, my niece lookin like a snack"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"

by Medium Salsa May 8, 2017

relationer

A person who can fix and make other people's relationships better than he can his own

That guy is a relationer

by YOUR AVERAGE CUP OF JOE June 22, 2017