Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023

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Female Prisoners

Are getting raped... But so are male prisoners... So... There's some equality for you bitch. The men also can't escape their circumstances. Enjoy.

Hym "There it is! I've been waiting for the 'female prisoners are getting raped rhetoric.' MALE prisoners are getting raped. Oh, wait! I forgot! Things are only wrong when they happen to women. I forgot men (Who women don't fuck especially) are completely disposable. Enjoy equality bitch. And getting mocked. And losing to the worst 'men'. And piss on the toilet seat. Hahahahaha!'

by Hym Iam May 2, 2023

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Griamore Was Not In Prisoners Of The Sky

A saying that implies terrible life choices

Person A: man, I’m not depressed
Person B: Griamore was not in prisoners of the sky
Person A: Nvm

by I live in fear February 17, 2021

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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

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RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!!

RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!! NOW THAT THE COPS ARE ALL IN THE STREET RELEASE ALL THE PRISONERS!!!

Hym "RELEASE ALL OF THE PRISONERS!!! NOW! WILL THE COPS ARE DISTRACTED!!! LET THEM KNOW WHO FREED THEM!!!"

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

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Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’

One of the greatest cinematic masterpieces of our time. This film is the pinnacle of filmmaking and the cinematography is reportedly immaculate. ‘Prisoneer’ is a story of hope, perseverance, and hardships. It encapsulates producer Jack Cannon’s and co-producer Don Toliver’s true moviemaking abilities as a whole. ‘Prisoneer’ is one of the highest grossing films of all time, even winning 6 Oscar’s and many FOTY and MPOTY awards.

Jack Cannon’s ‘Prisoneer’ is absolutely perfect.

by Vincenzo Rotoli November 8, 2025

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