dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.
Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you
by Tackettttt October 13, 2017
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Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.
After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.
by BabyPhall January 02, 2009
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Trust Poop

An act in which two friends, lean against each other (back to back) so as to provide support while taking a poop. You can't see if your bro is going to stand up and leave you to fall into his fresh pile of shit, but you trust him not to.
Dude we should take a trust poop in this field!
by wjodjfs November 04, 2011
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poop scab

Noun

1. A generic insult implying stupidity, laziness or uselessness.

Origin: the brown fecal residue on underwear; synonym for "skid mark"
How has that poop scab not got his ass fired yet?

Hey! Poop scab! Get over here, we're starting the game!
by Xander1588 July 19, 2010
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poop tagger

A tagger who forgot his marker or spray can in a public restroom, who uses a peice of poop to display what crew they are from
(inside a kmart restroom)
Rob-"whats that say?"
Mike-"stinky...PT"
Rob-"oh yeah, hes from poop taggers"
by rob $ April 14, 2005
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poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick
by CJ Westlu July 05, 2007
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Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring
Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P
by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009
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