Panic at the Disco

A shit song written in 'fag' language.

"Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

Look, you are not bad ass if you fit huge words in a verse. You are not fucking awesome if you write songs about a fucking wedding, you make yourself sound fucking gay. Lastly, you will never, ever be heavy.

Sad but true. Long live metal.

Panic at the Disco is not metal.

by Ch0023r July 20, 2007

Panic at the gates

When in an work situation your boss demands that you have a report on his desk by yesterday you experience panic at the gates. A high pressured work deadline.

The manager called in yesterday and wanted my project outline by tomorrow! Panic at the gates!

by Dr Evil Secretary December 8, 2004

choke police

Police officers that pull you over for drugs. The "choke" part comes from swallowing the drugs to hide from the cops.

The choke police caught me with the weed still in my mouth!

by Brigg August 4, 2006

Panic at the Disco

Quite possibly the worst band in the history of the world. They're even worse than Fall Out Boy and the Jonas Brothers combined, which is seriously saying something. You might be able to use the term "music", if you use it loosely. Most people think that their noisy excuse for music might fit into the genre of "emo-core", but even then, it would a compliment, so they have they're own genre, known as "new-age piss-core". The "band" has four members, all of which are extremely gay and therefore do not want girls, much less 13-year-old girls. Most of their songs include melodies that were sampled from more popular and better bands, such as Led Zeppelin, the Who, and the Beatles. They are below rap and hip-hop, both of which suck terribly, and is the single-celled organism stage of music. And then, just to finish it off, they took out the only cool thing about them: the "!", which put them even lower than they were.

Hitler is better than 'Panic at the Disco'.

by tylerkillspoon February 22, 2009

gay panic

1. (n) - An overwhelming or overpowering fear of gays, or the fear that they will sexually assault you and/or rape you. In general, even mild flirtation or ostentatious behavior can trigger this fear. This reaction can trigger anything from loud shouting at the gay person to the use of lethal force. This fear is based in the common belief that gays are way oversexed.

2. (n) - Homophobia, or fear of gays in general

3. (n) - Fear of sex with a gay person, or fear of being sexually attracted to someone of the same sex; fear of being gay.

4. (adj.) - Anything related to or stemming from a gay panic or homophobia.

"At school yesterday, there was a gay panic in the boys' locker room. Tom got busted in the nose, and underwent facial reconstruction surgery."

"Fred is so afraid of gays, he pisses his pants when he sees them. He had a gay panic attack last week."

"Chris left the party early due to gay panic. He had too much to drink, and was afraid he might sleep with Bob."

"The Family Research Institute threw a gay panic party in town last week, and the crowd had a simultaneous homophobgasm."

by Big Time Homo August 13, 2009

Mexican Police Squad

The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.

The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.

by mexicanpolicesquad May 9, 2006

panic! at the disco

a piece of crap band that makes people kill themselves.

bill: i love this song!
jim: who is it?
bill: panic! at the disco.
jim: @#$% where's the knife?

by myy love. January 11, 2009