penis art

drawing penises on EVERYTHING, and I mean everything because you are immature and it's funny as crap. This may also include making penises out of loose leaf paper.

Dude check out the 30 foot penis someone drew on the classroom wall! that's some hella penis art!

by 8888 February 24, 2003

e-penis

A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.

"I have a +5 e-penis of down smacking, bitch!"

"my e-penis > your e-penis"

by requires a microscope March 29, 2004

Penis Whiffler

One who whiffles penis

plural: penis whiffli; gaggle of penis whiffli

Black kid on Milford Mill: What's your admin's name?
Edward: Penis Whiffler

by D PLAUT October 8, 2010

Penis Juice

The sticky white liquid that comes from the end of the male genitels. Usually, this happens when the male becomes excited, the result of an orgasm.

Wow, look at my penis juice. It has sprayed all over the computer screen.

by - Ian July 29, 2006

donkey penis

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

by steven September 13, 2003

Penis Grabber

soem one who grabs yah nob
aka a wanker
(NIK)

NIK
grabs nob
=Penis Grabber

by BennyBunny August 19, 2006

penis vampire

1. a preternatural being, commonly believed to be a reanimated corpse that bites your dick instead of your neck.

2. a woman who unscrupulously exploits, ruins, or degrades the men she seduces.

3. a cocksucker

Jake: blah I vant to suck your dick! (lol)

Johnny: oh shit! Jake’s a penis vampire!!!

Duke: but there are no bite marks on his neck, how can this be happing?

Johnny: it was Emily, that bitch she bit his dick and turned him into a undead cocksucker.

by man with no name December 27, 2008