Lesson Horse

1. Not very responsive.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.

"I rode her last night like a lesson horse."

by 1C0wb0y1989 October 18, 2008

Horse girl

A person named elodie

A horse girl is a person named elodie

by Djsjfjfjsksoaksjfbxjz October 5, 2020

Horse Raddish

This horse shit tasting substance is not an instrument and should never tried to play as one

Billy: Dad can I play horse raddish
Dad: No you cunt it's not an instrumentally

by Whisker Buscuit March 28, 2015

Horse Girl

Typically called Rachelle, long hair, looks down on you for not being a horse. Has little to no interest in other non horse related activities. Uses horse shampoo “it’s better for your hair”.

“I love my horse more than my family, my family is my horse, I’m a horse girl” - Rachelle.

by JBravo1506 January 23, 2021

Horse's Mule

A person, or persons, who is being a real downer on the group him/her is in.

"..you know that's not how it works.."
"you know what Steve? you're being a real Horse's mule!"

by BonerFEST January 22, 2009

Horse face

Jean Kirchein from the Anime Attack on titan is sometimes reffered to as "horse face"

in a recent manga, hitch yells "you horse faced freak" as he beats jean

by Freckled Jesus Himself April 18, 2018

HORSE MEAT

we all love HORSE MEAT you should try MOOMEAT it is good too.

Samara visited me this weekend. but she left early since my room was too bright and dry for her taste. she prefers the well instead.

by that hottie ova there >>> June 18, 2003