Twist my nipples

when you find something kinky and it turns you on

whips and chains really twist my nipples

by pyro_bushbaby May 3, 2005

dinner plate nipple

word used when a girls aerolas are equivelant or exceed the size of a dinner plate

when cindy showed me her boobs i laughed my ass off at her huge dinner plate nipples.

by justin February 26, 2005

Erect Nipple Syndrome

(ENS) A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing

Wow dude, check her out ENS!!

by David Dunlop March 3, 2004

Male Nipple Monger

A person who is looked down upon, usually for a lack of skill or failure to meet up to a set of standards. Used as a very vulgar expression (usually directed towards males) to express to the insulted that their purpose in life is to worship the nipples of the one who is insulting.

Jed: oops, I built the takeoff wrong.

Jimbo: yeah you did! It threw everyone off, you male nipple monger!

by ThePrajektProductions January 15, 2010

venn diagram nipples

When one's nipples are so large that they overlap, forming a common childhood comparison chart.

*4th grade classroom*
Billy: I have nothing to compare the pros and cons of masturbating in class
Teacher: Take your shirt off and use your beefy Venn Diagram Nipples

by Dogfood11 April 5, 2017

Captain Kirk's Nipples

Something to say when you experience something astonishing or amazing.

Captain Kirk's Nipples that was an awesome movie.

by Jables246 November 2, 2009

Rush Limbaugh's nipples

Anything that is simultaneously meaningless, contemptible, and repellent.

"Brittney's new record is about as interesting as Rush Limbaugh's nipples."
"Watching your dog puke reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's nipples."

by odradek February 7, 2008