Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.

At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.

by cjjj8 July 30, 2021

Truck

Dumbass, ugly and/or retarded. Usually used in Federal prison to call someone stupid in a playful non disrespectful way

1- "c.o. wouldn't let me go to lunch because i forgot my green shirt."
"How da fuq did you forget your green shirt, you're a truck"
2- "hey go ask someone for some hair wax, you look like a truck"
3- "if you don't stop smoking k2 they're going to take you overe there"
"The bus garage?"
"Yeah, they fix trucks there"

by Karma509 October 24, 2019

log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick

Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me

by Frankfurter52 April 30, 2014

Truck

the practice of paying employees with vouchers or in-kind instead of cash.

During the financial crisis, the mining firm was having trouble raising enough money to pay regular salaries, so they turned to truck payments as a kind of compensation for their workers.

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Trucking Company Operations Manager

A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important

Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means

by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

Forddd truck

A real pieace of shit, if your looking to walk everywhere and bang your cousin it’s for you

Forddd truck to own a pos

by Jrod yankme January 11, 2020