party midget

A midget that one brings to raucous, frat-like parties in order to entertain large crowds with its novelty value.

"Man, I can't believe Jason brought the party midget to Downtime! This place is totally bumpin' now!"

by Hernando Potér September 10, 2005

Midterm

Anal raping by a packet of paper. Generally, this form of torture is employed by sadistic university professors mid-way through the semester supposedly to test your knowledge of the material thus far. In reality, it serves just to ass-rape you and your GPA all in one go.

Oh, shit...midterms are coming soon...my ass still hasn't recovered from last semester!

by b_dubs October 17, 2005

Six To Midnight

A phrase used when a male sees something he likes, insinuating an erection.

** After an attractive girl walks by. **

Ryan: Wow, it just went from six to midnight.

by R-Deuce Shorty Smooth January 18, 2009

midnight monster

Waking up in the middle of the night relizing you have to take a massive shit.

"dude i had the worst midnight monster last night."

by Drew Pecock November 25, 2007

national kick a midget day

On October 20th, it is National Kick a Midget Day. This gives everyone permission to kick anyone who is under 5'2". People who are 5'2" can get kicked but can also kick people shorter than them.

I think we kicked that midget to death! His heads bleeding! I love National Kick a Midget Day

by Hanooooobbbbss October 8, 2020

Middle School

A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.

Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.

by MSkid March 27, 2010

[midject]

(v) the act of ejecting a midget and/or small person.
past tense: midjected

midjector (n) one that tosses midgets

on my scavenger hunt through philly, one of the challenges was to throw a midget. so i found the smallest fuck i could and said "hey tiny tim, don't make me midject you out this car"

by Luana Bandana June 5, 2010