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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018
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Mathilda

A Contrived personage.
She's a cute girl still living in Little Italy, NYC.
Since Leon (her boyfriend) had died she was enrolled to something kinda like school.
Now she's a grown-up woman with her own ambitions and aims. She's a killer. Works for Manolo (He replaced Tony as he died), the boss of Italian Mafia.
Everything's changed a lot since 1994.
But she'll never be a cutie like then.
Mathilda
by 4p4th3t1k February 3, 2012
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machine gun smoking

The act of inhaling, and immediately "shooting" the smoke out of your mouth before taking another drag.
hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! hoo-PAH! would be a literal explanation of machine gun smoking
by egopimp August 14, 2006
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Trumpian Hate Machine

A slang term for America’s current class of outrageously wealthy white supremacists who have remained in power since America was born.
That fine, upstanding and mind-bogglingly well-funded network known as the Trumpian Hate Machine is steadily gaining traction while the rest of us sleep!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021
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Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.
I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.
by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 22, 2011
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Florence and the Machine

When you have a small cock but really big balls - named after the band of the same name.
"oi bruv, i just saw florence and the machine in the mens toilets."
by purepremium100 August 25, 2011
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machine dick

a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
by jony redcorn January 19, 2009
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