drying machine

also known as dryer, or clothes dryer, or clothes drying machine

The drying machine made my clothes nice and toasty

by desik November 15, 2023

Moment Machine

A cultural, historical, or tragic event in which the general public has the same thought on their minds simultaneously, creating a significant point in time.

Everybody's saying, texting, facebooking the exact same thing. Looks like we're caught up in the Moment Machine....

by thisisreallyhappening February 3, 2014

Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

fog machine

the action of putting a vape in someones asshole and taking a hit, then removing the vape and blowing the cloud into the persons asshole

dude i gave mary a fog machine

by ianbetts.org.uk November 22, 2021

Machine of Death

A machine that tells how you’re gonna die, usually ironically.

Hey did you see my death card from the Machine of Death?

by Pseudonymoushits June 24, 2023

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

LOLZ MACHINE

The lolz machine is an imaginary machine that controls everything in the universe. Whenever something bad would happen to you it would be because of lolz machine.

Video gamer 1: AW MAN i just got pwned by that tank
Video gamer 2: hahah sucks for u!
Video gamer 1: THAT DAMN LOLZ MACHINE

OR

Player 1:OH NO TOO MANY ZOMBIES
Player 2: DAMN YOU LOLZ MACHINE DAMN YOU!!!!

by Dirty Jap 69 November 6, 2011