matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017

Matias Bellver

Matias Bellver, an amazing person, who has a huge and beautiful personality, he’s a hot guy who is wanted by all women, most people describe him as the nicest man they’ve ever known, he is not jealous at all.
He’s super smart and he has a very powerful memory, you will never meet a person with more knowledge than Matias Bellver.
If you know Matias Bellver, don’t ever let him go, for any reason, you will never find someone like him, there’s nobody like Matias Bellver.

Do you know Matias Bellver?
Yeah, he is a great guy, i love him.
Me too, he is so hilarious

by Matt The Super Genius February 9, 2018

mATIAS

Hes a fat midget that has his own name spelled wrong because no is called mathias without an H thats just wrong.
Matias like "being" home alone with his 2 little sisters and thats a lovely thought at first sight, but it really ain't because he molests them nearly every day, and hes somehow not in prison rn god knows why.

Matias molests kids.

by 5q6wk7el8ræ9,j March 2, 2018

matiathog

A foreign person with a massive cock, usually Mexican and contains the thog part. Thog just really don't care anymore. He will poop on you and make a lot of poop jokes. He is a very hard working person and will make some mean pizzas. He also invented the famous sentence "bruh moment."

Stranger: "Hey, I heard matiathog was in town today."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."

by Mr. Julian May 28, 2019

matianita

Mostly a motherly name could be the best mom ever one of the humble types uses makeup a lot and is a really cute woman

Matianita loved her makeup so much

by 2/:3 April 1, 2021

Matias

Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.

Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.

by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021

matías

coolest person you'll ever meet

person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Macimu November 15, 2021