A foreign person with a massive cock, usually Mexican and contains the thog part. Thog just really don't care anymore. He will poop on you and make a lot of poop jokes. He is a very hard working person and will make some mean pizzas. He also invented the famous sentence "bruh moment."
Stranger: "Hey, I heard matiathog was in town today."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
Stranger 2: "Yes, buckle up because the poop jokes are coming."
by Mr. Julian May 28, 2019
Get the matiathogmug.