Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'

by JDeez26 October 10, 2019

Luke

This guy is something else he will be grumpy all day despite drinking all ur coffee. He hasn’t got laid since 2009. So needs some help in that area. He likes ski and drink whisky often at the same time. He never leaves the house with his backpack and cord trousers.
He also is super annoying and rage baits u and is just mean

Luke brooooo

by nessiedoglove August 31, 2025

Luke Updyke

Luke Updyke is a fucking out of this world person that helps anyone he can while being hot asf while doing it.

You heard of Luke Updyke? Dayummmm.

by Adrian Chopkovsky September 19, 2018

luke tay tay

a bich. he buys malards off horse. lindor. wink.

hey i feel like i might faint please call an ambulence

bruh just luke tay tay it up.

by mamafrvr1234567 May 27, 2023

Luke

Very sexy man

Person 1 : who is luke
Person 2 : someone who is sexy
Luke :* waves fat ding dong around* yep that’s me

by LeonTheGreat69 June 29, 2023

Luke's d8ck

Too small to see
I feel bad for his girlfriend bc it's so small, how does he frick her?

"have you seen Luke's d8ck? Yeah me neither, it's too small."

by Lukeisdead April 13, 2020

Luke

A very handsome and nice guy that loves to be naughty and have fun. He also probably likes sports like football or baseball. A guy named Luke is always trust worthy and is capable of keeping all secrets.

Hi Luke I think I can trust you with a secret so, I accidentally poisoned my grandma.

by Skywalker1776 November 22, 2021