looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.
Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.
by Sergeantcomingforyou January 05, 2018
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No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 06, 2022
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Looking like a Randy

When a dude is looking like a real new balance wearing,jort wearing, grillin, hot rod button up shirt kind of guy.
Look at that fine specimen of a Man looking like a Randy over there. Just mowed his lawn and now he’s a grillin for the whole damn neighborhood!
by Kev the clown May 06, 2022
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Goose Look

The expression of visible fear. Comes from a line in Macbeth where the title character shouts at a terrified servant arriving to inform him that the English Army have been sighted marching towards the castle.
"The Devil Damn Thee Black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got'st thou that goose look?"
by TheSilenceIsTooLoud May 30, 2019
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Looking Cool Joker!

Line Said by Morgana in persona 5 when you get a knock down
"Looking Cool Joker!" "OH MY GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CAT GET OFF OF MY FUCKING PARTY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW AND YOUR ASS BETTER NOT SAY A SINGLE FUCKING LINE"
by whoreknee January 22, 2024
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look-at-your-t-shirt

A phrase used when someone is being ridiculous, sometimes due to the shirt they are wearing
Dude, you cant get that girl, I mean... well just look-at-your-T-shirt!
by Dimitrishostakovich May 03, 2010
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Woman Look

(Verb) The action of observing closely, searching thoroughly and actually processing what one has observed, while trying to find something. Originates from the partially stereotypical, partially factual ability of a woman to easily find something in a place (often reasonable, clearly visible, and/or the same one it always is) that a man has already claimed to have checked, yet hasn't found, as if the object isn't visible to the male eye.
A: "Hey, can you come over here for a sec? I can't find the barbecue sauce! I swear, I used it just a few days ago, it couldn't have grown legs and walked away..."
B: "Have you tried doing a woman look?"
A: "Just get over here."
B: "Fine, fine... dude, it's right next to the mayo, how the fuck did you miss that?!"
A: "...uhh"
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