Cock Knocked

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

by AANDZ September 15, 2011

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013

Whore knocker

A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.

My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.

by thecount11 June 2, 2015

Hob-Knocker

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.

British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.

by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016

Ghost knocking

When you knock on a bathroom door only to find no one inside.

I stood there for 10 minutes ghost knocking. Can you believe it?

by herrybiscuit January 23, 2017

dip knocker

A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal

He is a dip knocker

by Tghjk March 19, 2017

Tinker Knocker

Tinker Knockers are the third gender that the government doesn't want people knowing about. They have nostrils in their butts, and giant ears. They live mainly in caves. They live in California and Greenland, where the one surgeon that can fix their ears lives. They are social outcasts and if you ever spot one, do not go near it.

Tinker Knockers are very friendly and scary.

by fbiagent123 December 29, 2020