Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
by tadboinky August 16, 2013
A bowling reference for a frame in which a gutter ball is thrown first and the bowler proceeds to pick up the spare.
by GiveMeBowlingOrGiveMeDeath March 09, 2017
by nan muncher May 13, 2015
Glazed jew- has many meanings
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely
1- a Jewish person oiled up
2- a rich Jewish person
3-a sweaty Jewish person
4- a Jewish person dressed nicely
James- God damn that glazed jew over there got on some j's
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed
Paul- and he is sweating
Both at same time- triple glazed
by harborridge troll June 27, 2016
A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."
Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.
by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016
A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no
Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
“God damnit I said no”
by Mcchocherpants April 12, 2019
much like the word utulize. it is when someone (jewish or not) gets the most value out of something, such as a friendship or tube of toothpaste.
Ben: hey man can i borrow your car?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?
Friend 1: ehhh, yeah sure.
Ben: thanks (exits)
Friend 2: dude does that ben guy always try to jew-tilize your guys' friendship?
by QuentinJammal January 29, 2010