jestergooning

attention-seeking behavior in an attempt to impress foids.

slug was out there jestergooning for pomni. what a chud.. she wasn't even impressed!

by blookyspook March 23, 2026

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jessen

A dumb piece of shit who lies and treats you like shit then accuses you of being in the wrong because his brain is so small he can't comprehend being a bad person. He's an emotionally immature idiot who can't do something as simple as communicate or say sorry. He's a waste of your time and space and if you run into one of them, literally RUN AWAY.

A Jessen is the biggest waste of your time.

Trying to make a relationship work with him is like gambling and wasting all your money.

by squidydance June 19, 2025

jesse

Curly haired nigga who spits game for 40+ mins at the local planet fitness to only be stuck at first base. Loves the weeknd and LOVES to suck massive Indian BBC cock.

xo tatted all over his vagina jesse style

by Sticks7292(3 December 11, 2025

Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012