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Christmas

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!
Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away
by Ronkill30 January 12, 2022
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Christmas

Your parents are santa for all you kids who still believe they eat the cookies and milk and get fat
Fat is Fat is when you do things fater when your on your period on Christmas
by Mya way May 11, 2018
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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.
“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”
by hSak August 29, 2020
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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
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so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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Christmas

A time of year where annoying brats get all the cool shit and you get socks
I got socks for christmas, atleast I can give my tissue box a break now
by 7InchDictionary December 17, 2021
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