An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 28, 2008
Get the Human Rain Delaymug. -Ugh. Humans are so stupid!
-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.
-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.
-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."
-Ha! You humans are something else, it sure is a good thing I'm from Uranus.
-Sorry, human food makes me sick. I'm an Alien.
-Sarah:"Jeff swears he's from another galaxy"
Annie:"Yeah, he told me that he'll never marry a stupid human girl."
Sarah"He's such an Anti-Human Poser."
by No_username_available June 17, 2011
Get the Anti-Human Posermug. It's that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselvs orange and you have to paralle park between them.
by Mapoe Sims December 14, 2010
Get the Human Parking Conemug. Chuck Nevitt, 7'5" white guy from NC State, was the Rockets' and Lakers' indication that they were comfortably ahead in a game. When he came into a blowout for mop-up duty, he showed off his mad skillz.
With the Rockets ahead 110-93 in the final minute, here comes the Human Victory Cigar into the game to reeplace Sampson.
by D-Train May 5, 2004
Get the human victory cigarmug. Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.
by Anicken July 13, 2018
Get the human lightning bugmug. A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.
Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.
by Willybumweetoe July 1, 2022
Get the Human Rights Deactivistmug. Card game kinda like apples to apples suggested to be played with parents, grandparents, or the in-laws. A game for the sick and twisted with no morals.
Playing cards against humanity *Johnny reading question card* “children in Zimbabwe are starving because” *Johnny reading answer card* “My penis shrank”
by Tol501 August 18, 2018
Get the Cards against humanitymug.