Homo erectus floridus, AKA Florida Man, is not known for it’s high functioning intelligence. Scientist are still baffled how the species has managed to survive this long, well past the 20th century, especially with the large influx of new, elderly foreign species from New England and other cold environments, encroaching onto it’s territory and presenting it with competition.
Another stupid move by Desantis, aka homo erectus floridus, that will bring nothing but harm to Florida.
by The Sleeze Disease May 31, 2022
A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.
Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*
by TDS-RN September 06, 2022
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😱: 《¤》Homo-Fondlers《¤》homo-fondlers《¤》homO-fondleR《¤》
by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
by the wild pog October 22, 2023
This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo. This means there is a temporary "No Homo" statement to everybody for the entire day.
Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*
by Charles Martines October 26, 2022
the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
A Homo sapien is the scientific name for modern humans. We are all homo sapiens. There's approximately 8 billion homo sapiens in the earth right now.
Lucy is the oldest human ancestor to ever exist, and they are connected to the homo sapiens.
We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
Lucy is the oldest human ancestor to ever exist, and they are connected to the homo sapiens.
We can read, do mathematics, write, and get a job and salary at a later age.
Homo sapien 1: "Did you know? A homo sapien is the scientific name for humans!"
Homo sapien 2: "Didn't know there was a scientific name for us people!"
Homo sapien 2: "Didn't know there was a scientific name for us people!"
by JanuaryPolonium November 14, 2024