Hipster

Hipsters are people that use slang to make themselves feel unique. They dress weirdly and talk even weirder.

hipster 1: dude that's sick dog
hipster 2: that dog done be sick dough

by nitwit.com October 1, 2022

The Hipsters

guys who pack big heat on their hip, i.e. large caliber pistols. the group was started in Houston and has been know to foil many plots bad guys were planning. Big Mike and JJ are the charter memebers.

Let's go set it off and stick up that old lady! Oh ish! It's "The Hipsters"!!! Let's break!!!

by Cyril Jr. December 16, 2008

hipster

Scum of the earth

These hipster kids think they're the shit.. Little do they know the whole world thinks they're fucking losers and would prefer if they would all jump into some deep dark pit and disappear forever.

by hipsterkidfolife_NOT December 18, 2013

hipstering

The act of taking on the appearance of a hipster without actually being a hipster.

(White girl puts on thick rimmed glasses and wears ankle boots) "Oh my gosh, I am totally hipstering today!"

by Pandas United March 8, 2015

hipster

You know what pisses me off, that I’ve been watching Rick and Morty since 2014 and no one gave a shit about it then and now everyone loves it because it’s the new hype. 😒😒

A hipster is someone that thinks theyre cool because they did something before everyone else and theyre too good to do it now that everyone else does.

by YaBoi4200 October 9, 2017

hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

by park_chop December 24, 2015

Hipster

Someone who probably drives a prius or a subaru. Usually wears trendy square glasses and either the tightest of tight jeans or jeans with a "cool" label such as American Eagle or Gap. Gay men also love name brand jeans as well. Usually cares about the environment and where their food comes from. Generally obsessed with wife or dog, sometimes es both. If older than 35 they usually have quit cigarette's but continue to some the Devils lettuce.
Tells stories from their youth such as crying to albums after a bad breakup or the old bad habbit of taking pants of in bars.
Love to play with meat.

That man purse is so hipster of you.

Have you seen jessy''s play shirt? It's so hipster!

by Ellbobski October 2, 2018