Hanging Cow

Hanging Cow is something you say you can do to impress a naive crowd. It has no meaning other than sounding impressive.

I'm known for Hanging Cow. I've been told I Hang the meanest Cow in Montreal, but you should see what shit they do in Vancouver.

by Loomisam August 7, 2022

Girthy hang

Having a good dick day
Your best . Not unlike a good hair day.

I had a good girthy hang so I took it for a walk down the beach

by Grady F June 10, 2022

Hanging gobbler

A women’s vaginal flap

Hav you seen her hanging gobbler?

by Clappyflaps June 11, 2022

kenny hang

an asian guy with a small penis who likes to be a furry and growls at his friends. smells like eighteen mice had sex on his back and shat there. everyone in the world is kenny-hang-phobic. meaning they strongly hate kenny hang.

“i heard that guy over there eats dog shit for dinner. he’s definitely a kenny hang.

by wussyfarts June 26, 2022

Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

by Kerfew July 4, 2022

Hanging the horse

Ferociously tugging slug/beating off.

Suzie: "I hardly got any sleep last night! I think I heard Joe hanging the horse upstairs."

by sigmagoon32 January 15, 2026