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GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.
"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"
by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 8, 2019
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Goose Cleaning

The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
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Silly goose with a mallards head

Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head
by Oohh darling January 7, 2021
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Goose

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK
by Dovekinz March 30, 2020
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Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.
Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.
by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022
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uneducated goose penise

your a dumbass the actual worth of a gooses genitalia<33
you absolute baffoon,you damn uneducated goose penise
by maxmaxwoo April 4, 2022
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Goosing

When someone is taken your cock back all the way they're flapping their arms because it's too much.
I fully goosed hilda last night

I love goosing
by The goose is loose November 28, 2017
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