morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 23, 2022

Glass Cabinet

A Glass Cabinet is an MMA wrestling move where a fighter deep throats a glass cabinet as an act of intimidation and if preformed correctly will store the opponent's left testicle for the rest of time.

Dam last night the Mexican Midget preformed the Glass cabinet on the Krazy Killer Keeg

by KSI’ a fatneek November 22, 2021

Glass pounder

A hot girl you wanna put up against the glass and completely pound

Dude ur moms a total glass pounder, let me hit that

by Hunky May 25, 2025

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Holy shit dude, your moms a total glass pounder.. how happy is her marriage?

by Hunky May 24, 2025

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 05, 2024