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Kermit flap

The condition of having additional skin draping above one’s asshole similar to or the male equivalent of the females meat curtain Also known by its slang names trampoline man hole cover or dirty mud flap also known as the Flying squirrel. Stinky mole hill blanket ,dirty sheet uncle skeeters apple fritter.
Yo bitch come over here and gnaw the carpet burn scabs off my Kermit flaps while u juggle my balls ho!
by Splooter Mcgavin June 27, 2022
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STINGRAY FLAPS

When the curtains don't match the drapes down below or that shits loose and ya can't touch the sides.
Had stingray flaps cuzzz couldn't feel a thing 😹.
by LADYPAC June 29, 2022
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Rhodesian Mud Flap

Explosive diarrhea splattering both the back of your testicles and the ‘partakers’ face during a salad tossing mishap.
Rick’s regret for having McDonalds and Taco Bell was apparent as his Rhodesian mud flaps were plastered across his poor wife’s face…
by Azketta August 13, 2022
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Bubble Flaps

When a fart travels from the anus through a woman's labia, creating a bubbly sensation.
by Kazzamouche August 21, 2022
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Piss flaps

The labia or “pussy lips” on an Uber-over-weight woman
Hey man, last night I had my face stuck in the piss flaps of Susie for close to an hour, I could barely breathe!!!
by Symphony of horrors August 29, 2022
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Useless dick flap

That guy is an useless dick flap, too bum to accomplish anything
by Dattokar August 31, 2022
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