Bring All Your Fuck 

The request to raise one's game, ability or skill. To put it in simple terms, to not be shit.

Mel: What the fuck? That was fucking pathetic... we're gonna take a break and when we get back you guys better make sure to... Bring all your FUCK!

Bring All Your Fuck by PrimeTimus August 14, 2009

shut your fuck 

Angry equivalent to Shut Up and Shut your wordPieholeword. Used mainly in Yahoo! Chat.

Just shut your fuck already! Jesus!

shut your fuck by Dan Devine September 17, 2003

Find your fuck 

When you want someone to give a fuck when they've apparently lost their fuck to give.

Asshole says "I don't give a fuck!",,,,,,,,,,,,*,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You say "FIND YOUR FUCK!!"

Find your fuck by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch 

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

Your fuck

You failed at the current job your doing

Dave drop the dishes at work

Boss: dave your fuck now get out.

Your fuck by Dodging darts May 2, 2021

teach your grandfather to fuck 

to try to teach somebody something that he knows far better than you.

He knows how to write good English. And that is too far better that you. Do not teach your grandfather to fuck.

teach your grandfather to fuck by uttam maharjan August 17, 2010

Shut your fuck up 

Shut my fuck up, shut his fuck up, shut it's fuck up

Just shut your fuck up please
Please shut your fucking fuck up

Shut your fuck up by FLHoods March 27, 2022