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Get the Cupboard full of clothes mug.What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
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Get the nostril fucker mug.A person who goes on vacations when he's several years late on a deadline then acts put upon when people call him out on it.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Also a person who lures people into his home with promises of lemony cakes only to serve them Wild Cards and miniature sex dolls.
Me: Some would say that GRRM is an absolute fucker.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
You: I agree with them.
Me: Hey, me too!
You: OK, it is settled then.
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