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Hat Faces 

A group of chavs who have their faces hidden under their baseball caps so that you can't see their faces. They're like sheep and are always together and follow each other without thought.They also walk like they're carrying carpets..and like throwing Biscuits ¬_¬ *cough*MONGS*cough*
"Look at those damn Hat Faces!"
Hat Faces by stuffyou January 22, 2006

fake moonlanding 

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.
"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."
fake moonlanding by spree fx January 16, 2009

Fake Fan 

A fake fan is something that doesn't exist.
People who say someone who only likes a few songs or things made by a person is not a Real Fan is wrong
People are just fans in different ways
Person 1: Yo do you like Panic! At The Disco?
Person 2: Yeah, but everyone says I'm a fake fan cause I don't like their older songs.

Salma Fake 

(Pronounced- Salma Fayek)
Used for someone who has gorgeous tits that are apparently augmented.
Look at that big tit bitch. Salma Fake.
Salma Fake by Devin84 November 7, 2007
to fake breaking up with a boyfriend or girlfriend to settle disputes with relatives or friends, usually family
Jenny and I had a fake-up because her Daddy did not like me.
fake-up by Constromlie February 4, 2009

Facebook Fake-Out

When an individual appears to be very attractive in his/her Facebook pictures, but in real life his/her attractiveness is a fraction of what it appeared to be on Facebook. Similar to forty yard fake out
Guy 1: Wow... that first meet-up did not go well.

Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she seemed way more attractive on her Facebook profile than she did in real life.
Guy 2: You my friend are victim of a Facebook Fake-Out.
Facebook Fake-Out by normalguyz August 6, 2011