dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013

Drinking the Bong Water

verb: when you or someone else says or does something foolish.

What he said is crazy, he definitely is drinking the bong water.

by cherpdaherp March 2, 2023

Drink roulette

Get some glasses, fill one with watered down mustard and the others with lemonade, such that they look the same. Put them all on a tray and spin it, so you dont know which one is which. Take turns drinking glasess until you find the mustard.

Person 1:Hey wanna play drink roulette?

Person 2:Sure,why not.

by Calinacho March 23, 2020

Drinks on the house

When the drinks are offered by the bar or the house.
Basically free drinks.
Usually said to celebrate a special event.

Bar tender: "to celebrate the new opening, drinks on the house!"

by RaptorZzZ January 9, 2019

fuzzy drink

When you fuck up spelling Fizzy Drink and make people think you drink water with cat hair in it

I love to drink some fuzzy drinks after a long days work.

by GiantTeddyBlessingRains September 2, 2019

blah-feeling coffee-drinking

When someone drinks caffeinated coffee to boost energy.

I had a blah-feeling coffee-drinking this morning. I'm ready 'till my lunch break!

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Megan has grandma been drinking

“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”

Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”

by Purplenado March 6, 2023