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Cunt Punch

When a girl knowingly, or unknowingly mouthes off resulting in a fist to the cunt.
"That stupid bitch wouldn't shut her mouth so I cunt punched her."
by Jumbotron July 20, 2007
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Coupon Cunt

A person who has a thousand coupons that they drag everywhere with them and gets pissed if the one they try and use can’t be accepted.
What should have been a 3 minute stop to get a pack of smokes turned into a 20 minute ordeal because the Coupon Cunt in front of me refused to accept the fact that the store will not accept a coupon for cat food that expired in 2003.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.
by doosey24 June 11, 2008
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cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..
You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..
by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004
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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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Cunt Caught

1. Being so far up your bitch's ass that you forget your friends, ignore your family, and do everything she commands of you without question.

2. The next level beyond "Pussy Whipped". Representing the ultimate degradation and bitchdom a man is capable of being lowered too.
Where is Brad tonight, the Super Bowl is on?

He's with his girlfriend picking out drapes.

Damn, that boy's not pussy whipped, he's cunt caught!
by The Philosopher2012 December 7, 2009
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Cunt hump

A build-up of fatty tissue that surrounds a woman's cunt. Usually, a woman develops a cunt hump after having numerous children. Sometimes a women may have a cunt hump due to morbid obesity. Also know as a front butt or front pooper.
Roberta has so much fat accumulated around her vagina, she has developed a cunt hump.
by Atheos101010 December 1, 2010
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