late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.

Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.

by Mlewis February 15, 2008

closet-goth

1.)A rejected kid who realizes goths are queers, and wisely opts not to dress up like the guy from the Cure. He instead sits in his closet, plotting his revenge.
2.)A goth who chooses to worship the dark lord in his closet.

1.)That kid is closet goth. He don't externalize his rage/pain by dressing up like a fag. Don't fuck with him yo he is a damn ticking time bomb.
2.)Q.Why don't you come to our goth party? A.I only worship satan in my closet.

by Meth December 11, 2003

Closet fascist

An Antifa member.

Antifa is full of closet fascists even though they speak out against fascism

by Kayle223212 August 23, 2017

The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.

Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009

Cancer Close

To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.

"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"

by Pat_the_Cat October 8, 2009

crystal closet

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.

That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.

by Queerxtian December 11, 2016

Closet Pedo

An adult male that jumps out of children´s closets

A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.

by Sinorox February 25, 2019