Bro Clean

To do a half-assed job of cleaning up your place. This is the exact opposite of the thorough cleansing that a good woman will do. For example: instead of vacuuming you simply pick up the stuff you can see on the carpet, blow the dust off of stuff instead of actually "dusting", and wiping only the dirty spots on glass with a windex soaked rag.

Dave: Dude, wet T-shirt contest at Hooters today. You coming with me??

Jim: No way, can't. Trish told me I have to clean the house.

Dave: C'mon don't be a girl, just Bro Clean it! I'll pick you up in 20 minutes.

Jim: Sounds good, see you then!

by furniturejim November 21, 2009

clean

slang word for fentanyl.

Can I get some clean?

by Milfdiv3r December 3, 2023

Horse Clean

An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.

Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.

Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.

by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020

Clean skin

Person with no tattoos

Nah, he doesn’t have any, he’s a clean skin

by Sam Bowel July 7, 2022

Clean Bean

Someone who always plays himself. - a.k.a. Will freaking Smith.

Will Smith used to play the cards but now he's just getting played. He's such a clean bean.

by Savagery Shappens February 2, 2017

stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

mannn my shiii stoner clean😩

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021