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Pulling a Chopper 

To be overly possessive, compulsive, or mean. Someone whom lies compulsively to the point they believe their own lies. Delusional. Someone whom exhibits stalker like tendencies. To lead a double life. A guy or girl whom freaks out if you're not available for every phone call. Someone whom believes having a fake persona makes people like you.
I didn't answer on the first ring so he started "Pulling a Chopper".

She lies so much and gets mad when I don't believe her stories. Oh really? Was she "pulling a chopper"?

He told me I had 15 minutes to talk for the rest of the day. He's always 'pulling a Chopper'.
Pulling a Chopper by Miss Jelly February 3, 2010
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Swallow a chopstick 

It is used when someone cannot deal with his/her emotions because something overwhelming happened to him/her.
I have a long homework to do for tomorrow, I wanna swallow a chopstick.
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Tony tony chopper 

The most badass reinder you can find. He is the best at hiding his emotions. When you compliment him, he will not hesitate to absolutley murder you, and do a victory dance afterward. When you see this badass motherfucker, you know your life will end.
Person: Oh my gosh chopper, you look so cute today.
Tony tony chopper: fucking bastard I hate you. No one ever liked you. Ok, there not here! Now I can appriciate their compliments without anyone thinking I'm to soft.

Chopping lumber 

Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
Chopping lumber by Snipervert March 3, 2010

Blow Chops 

Term used in Brooklyn usually meaning smd (suck my dick) or some dick in general.

Can also mean your are sucking someone's dick ( not literally ) or all up on them or in their business
Dan: Boy you ugly
Bob: Blow Chops son

Katie: She is so ugly
Jenn: You blowing mad chop
Blow Chops by Created By Me August 27, 2015
Choping or Chopeing - Slang to be used for the soon to be passed into UK law, sexual offence of photographing without consent up beneath a women's skirt or dress.

Named after Christopher Chope Mp, Conservative Mp for Christchurch, Dorset. Christopher Chope Mp who PREVENTED the law from being passed to protect women in the UK , by 'filibustering' (talking out) a Private members bill in the house of commons, UK parliament. Prior to Mp Chope's actions the bill making - 'up skirting' (Choping or Chopeing) - the photographing non-consensually up beneath a women's dress or skirt, a criminal sexual offence. This law had been expected to pass, as it had cross political party support on both sides of the house of commons. See 'Hansard'.
The man committed the sexual offence of Choping (chopeing) by taking a photograph up beneath the womens skirt without her consent.
Choping by Kuriologist June 17, 2018

Muffin chops 

The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
Muffin chops by Duderonomus Rex August 13, 2009