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Capitalism's favourite child 

Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.

Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.

You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.

Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.

We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.

National middle child day 

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them
hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!

man child 

someone who's immature, indecisive and doesn't know how to respect people. they only whine like a 4 year old.
the 45th American president is a man child
man child by vangogh October 16, 2017

Oldest child 

Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.
Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"
Oldest child by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

Bum ass Man-child 

Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
Bum ass Man-child by Your BM August 18, 2020

doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'