beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

Boots 'n Buns

The motto for Cowboy Bakers who are into ass play

Russ: "Hey! Did I tell you about my new sourdough baguette recipe yet? It's delicious!"
Buck: "Why no you have not. Have I shown you my new boots? They fit as well as my tongue into a sweet hole!"
Russ and Buck in unison: "Boots 'n Buns!"

by von groovy June 20, 2024

Bun Interface Grace

That period of time between when you first shart and when the shit capacity of your bun interface becomes exceeded, such that you commit blast shit knickers.

Amazing is the bun interface grace when you don't soil gour underwear after sharting.

by Clubie June 25, 2024

Bun Interface Grace

That period of time between when you first shart and when the shit capacity of your bun interface becomes exceeded, such that you commit blast shit knickers.

Amazing is the bun interface grace when you don't soil your underwear after sharting.

by Clubie June 26, 2024

sopping buns

When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.

I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 18, 2024

ICED Honey Bun

When you pay a homeless guy to jizz on your bagel.

Babe, I'm going down to the homeless shelter to get an Iced Honey Bun.

by Drudawgydawg March 27, 2025

Bun-daries

The boundaries of what a burger bun can hold before everything inside starts falling out, sliding off, or straight-up exploding. Cross the bun-daries, and you're wearing your lunch.

"I took one bite and the whole thing slid out the back. Bun-daries were not meant to be crossed."

by Grill Sergeant May 3, 2025