Bum gravy 

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

Bum gravy by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

bum spitting

When you gape the anus of your partner, just to spit a single orb into their anus.

Come on up stairs steve were spittin in bums! Gonna have a blast bum spitting.

bum spitting by SenorSamGrams May 27, 2017

bum drunk 

The act of drinking until drunkenness on a completely empty stomach.

No food, but a bottle of wine = bum drunk.

bum drunk by NathanTo June 11, 2017

bum bum schiavone

A phrase that describes your ideal type and perfect person that you would want to date.

Kim Kardashian is a bum bum schiavone in Ryan's eyes.

bum bum schiavone by Ny~ September 13, 2017

bum cuff 

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.

"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."

bum cuff by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

Bum Salad 

The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.

If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.

Yo man, I can't believe I got a bum salad last night, my ass is "cold-sore" now.

Bum Salad by Sealion1616 November 26, 2017

Bum Shui 

Feng shui for the homeless aka bums.

Did you bum shui your curbside?

Bum Shui by Patti_mayonnaise February 2, 2018