ginger bastard

a.i
need i say more stuart

hell if only i was made the proper way

by a known hater July 20, 2004

bastardized english

bastardized english is a type of speech used by people who do poor imitations of Aussies. They take any word that has an "ite" or "ike" and make it sound Australian, and are left with a shitty sounding gay word. Only Daryn Jones from the TV show Buzz can do it and sound funny.

Right=Roight-gay,overused
Strike=Stroike-only funny when Daryn says it
Vagina=Vagoina-from the film BASEketball so its funny
Quite=Quoite-just not cool
Night=Noight-also quite gay
Bike=Boike-kind of interestingly homosexual

by Ninjalo March 24, 2004

turkey baster

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.

After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.

by Tyson does chicken August 20, 2007

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

black bastard

Big pupil eyes, normally used to explain someone using a psychedelic drug.

joe- "Look at your eyes You black bastard! Did you get some LSD?"
karl- "Yes!"

by daytripper60 November 10, 2009

russian bastard

when i girls sucking ur cock and she bites it off

fucking bitch u bit my cock off u russian bastard!

by drinkmachine777 June 22, 2009

Dirty Sanchez Bastard

A derogatory term used only in the most extreme situations as to where you are yelling during an unrehearsed fit toward any communistic authority figure. i.e. a principal, president, boss, etc.

(Random conversation until random sighting of school principal.)
Brit: Freeman! You took away my freedom you Dirty Sanchez Bastard!!!

by Cody Bull March 25, 2007