Mrs Alan Sugartits

A powerful and successful female boss lady. A female that carries herself with a lot of authority and conviction.

Person: “Who is that woman walking around the office?”

Co-worker: “Oh, that is just our resident Mrs Alan Sugartits. She’s kind of a big deal round here”

by Sleadbeater93 June 10, 2022

Dihomital Alanchiagender

someone who identifies as a dihomital alanchia (a word i made up for a grilled cheese sandwich)

i want to burn a dihomital alanchiagender person

by zxyyzy July 23, 2022

Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother

Your a "Matthew Alan Logsdon"

by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022

Victor Alaniz

sexy sexy SEXY man with cute curly hair (better than mine 😒)has suuuuuper cute glassesss

HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES >:( but is willing to work them out for me :)

VERY sweet man who is not afraid to show his feelings and is the sweetest to his girlfriend

GIVES THE BEST SLOPPIEST KNOWN TO MAN (and the best hugs!!!) IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON GODS GREEN EARTH AND CAN MAKE HIS GF LAUGH (till she pees) ANYTIME .

is super cracked at fortnite (not more than his gf tho) cranking 90's building high ground on me on me deku allmight hes one shot
will do anythingggg (and buy anything) for his gf if she begs enough cuz shes his spoiled little princess :>
LOVES CATS AS MUCH AS HIS GF DOES. >w< loves kanyes music (before he turned into a nazi uy 😳)
absolutely LOVES his gf boobs. (a lil too much 😰)
and is overall the best best BEST boyfriend on earth i could ask for 😊
-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14

"Victor Alaniz is sooooooo cool and sexy and hot and nice and is heaven on earth he makes my tip sticky and i want to gobble him up >w<" - victors gf
"ay victor YA" - victors gf

by eva777 January 21, 2023

Queen Alana

The most beautiful, radiant queen this world has ever seen. The sun rises when her eyes open, and goes down when the close. Her smile brings every breathing thing to a pause, in awe and her laugh has all people to their knees. Just a glimpse towards her can melt any frozen heart or have it skip a beat.

"Queen Alana is absolutely stunning, today."
"She is, every day."

by SlothfulSlothy February 7, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Roy Alanis

An awesome guy the best you will ever meet he is most likely chubby but has a big heart and usually one other big thing *wink* he is vary nice and always has your back but is always a dumb ass no matter what

Person 1 : whos the fat guy

Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick

Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck

by Unofficialbestatnamingthings December 2, 2023