potato man

a comic book character created by the Gor (god of random)
who does absolutely funny shit.

kid:man have you read volume 6 of potato man
man: yeah it was...
kid: random yeah!
man: no! Chicken and cheese!

by God Of Random April 28, 2010

Nigger potato

A very black potato that has 88% autism and 22% down syndrome and the only word the potato can say is ¨Potato Nigger

Hey look at my Nigger potato doing a triple backflip!

by isfrd December 13, 2022

potato sacking

A man with large testicles/gonads dipping them into the mouth of a unsuspected individual...

I was at the office and I saw Quincy potato sacking Ericson

by kenny carino April 10, 2006

Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.

My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good

by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008

Potato Salad

when a man cums all over a girls tits in large amounts so that they look like potato salad

Man: Everytime I jizz on her tits I try to make them potato salad.

by isaidyoucanhavewhateveryoulike January 29, 2009

mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.

Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!

by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006

Shaved Potato

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

by octoscorpion January 01, 2011