Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

Brown fingers

When you go to the bathroom and the toilet paper's quality is dangerously low, causing your fingers to tear it apart and go into your ass while wiping, causing your fingers to be mildly cover with shit.

There was only on square of cheap toilet paper left. I couldn't avoid the brown fingers.

by CoucouFrancishihihi September 25, 2013

Brown Noser

A suck up thats nose is always brown from eating their bosses/teachers delicious shit right out of their ass.

Omg Jessica is suck a Brown Noser

by Slowy0urself August 22, 2020

Brown Surfer

Someone who surfs the internet while taking a dump on the tiolet at the same time.

I was over at Steve's house earlier and when he went to the bathroom he took his laptop. I had no idea he was a "Brown Surfer!" That is just dirty!

by Pbandjforever November 5, 2009

chris browned

to beat the shit out of you girlfriend...

Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened...
Person 2: No, what?!
Person 1: Karl chris browned the shit out of Christina...

by mr.funnyman September 13, 2010

Justin Browning

A paylake fisherman that pretends to river fish and hate paylakes. This person also photoshops small fish to make them look big.

Dont be a Justin Browning

by Chetelliott22 May 23, 2017