dick over balls

same as "head over heels".
loving/liking something too much.
The new Deadmau5 track is so hot, tari is all dick over balls about it.
by jay flora September 9, 2010
mugGet the dick over ballsmug.

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007
mugGet the long dick of the lawmug.

shit on my dick

this is a phrase of astonishment, the statement is so ridiculous that it must mean bewilderment
by leefvc April 12, 2009
mugGet the shit on my dickmug.

Mr. Big Dick

1. A title given to a guy who's attitude exudes self confidence, an alpha male type presence, or an "I'm better than you but I don't feel the need to point it out" type aura.

This type of behavior is most common in short males when they are around their significant other.
Male 1: hey dude look at Matt over there.
Male 2: What do you mean?
Male 1: He's sitting over there like Mr. Big Dick with his arm over his girlfriend like that.
Male 2: Oh yea, but you know he's short and short guys need to like assert their dominance and whatnot...
by Slyfer070 August 8, 2009
mugGet the Mr. Big Dickmug.

pencil dick jack

its when you pretend to jerk off when your fist is close
by bobo11232 June 26, 2009
mugGet the pencil dick jackmug.

Soft dick energy

Not to be mistaken for little or small dick energy, Soft Dick Energy presents when someone actually has the tools for a happy and successful life (including good sex), but is too lazy or unable for a myriad of reasons to use said tools in a satisfactory manor.
He had such big dick energy, post break up he’s on constant benders, no sleep, and it’s making him ooze soft dick energy. Now he’s a walking disappointment.
by WhatsNormal47 June 10, 2019
mugGet the Soft dick energymug.

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