When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

DDD = Destroy Dick December
If you succeded in No Nut November Then you can participate in DDD.
Dec 1 nut 1 time dec 2 nut 2 times dec 3 nut 3 times so on and so on.
If you succeded in No Nut November Then you can participate in DDD.
Dec 1 nut 1 time dec 2 nut 2 times dec 3 nut 3 times so on and so on.
by xXLLucaZZXx December 4, 2018

Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.
Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.
Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.
A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
by Valiumz July 20, 2008

- hey you work today bro?
- yeah I picked up a shift at the Dick Sucking Factory from 11-7
- damn didn’t know you were still working there bro.
- yeah
- yeah I picked up a shift at the Dick Sucking Factory from 11-7
- damn didn’t know you were still working there bro.
- yeah
by OkayedSalmon20 August 22, 2021

an uncle with an excessively dirty bird it is often smelly enough to seep through denim. it is due to dick cheese usaully.
oh say did smell uncle dirty dick yesterday i wish he would shower and stop jacking his wenis all day.
by uncle buttcracker November 9, 2009

To be fucked in the ass whole by a coconut and a dick at the same time
Example:
"Me and my girlf
deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"
Example:
"Me and my girlf
deep dick coconuted last night..."
"Is she ok"
"No she's in the hospital"
by Kade has AIDS January 12, 2018
