Cork yo’ good shit

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.

My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.

by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021

Get Shit Done Day

The day you say no to everything else and complete work planned.

All week I've been interrupted and pulled into meetings. I've scheduled a Get Shit Done Day for Thursday to block all of that out and complete what I need to for upcoming deadlines.

by dmr83457 November 17, 2021

Gay Ass Nigger Shit

When a minority commits bullshit against thy straight white brethren.

Ethan Queer didn’t show up for the final, that’s some Gay Ass Nigger Shit

by thejuice_is_loose May 9, 2023

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

8-bit Shit Fit

Becoming so frustrated with a difficult retro game that you throw a temper tantrum that usually ends with the classic controller chuck. Ragequitting an NES game.

"Dude, I got to level three in Battletoads, but it was so hard I had an 8-bit Shit Fit!"

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 8, 2013