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Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds
Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$
by KyShite July 1, 2021
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Eat shit from John

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.
by Soproanomon January 1, 2023
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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
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Fuck the shit out of you

Fuck the shit out of you means a guy will fuck the shit out of a girl so hard it’s going to make her cum so hard. It also means he’s going to suck tf out of her clit and lick tf out of her pussy and make her cum hard multiple times. It’s another way of saying I’m going to fuck you so good.
fuck the shit out of you. I fucked this girl last night she’s talking all about it with her friends. I made her cum so hard.
by Gordon is here hahahahha April 12, 2023
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Shit your pants dirty

Let’s not mistake this for a shart. This is a full on massacre in your pants. The doodie can’t be contained and not only drips out of your underwear but covers your legs.
Yo pal, what happened to Smiley last night? Oh dude he had to leave early because he had a shit your pants dirty incident
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022
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Get Shit Done Day

The day you say no to everything else and complete work planned.
All week I've been interrupted and pulled into meetings. I've scheduled a Get Shit Done Day for Thursday to block all of that out and complete what I need to for upcoming deadlines.
by dmr83457 November 17, 2021
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