SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.

HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".

by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022

Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*

by Fear my Contagious Gay March 17, 2018

ur uncle :v

something my friend uses ALOT which has grown on us too.
oh and shes lesbian.

eg. who is that LMAOO PLEKLDKNLFKJD

my friend: ur uncle :v

by yellownotebookshauntmenow January 10, 2021

goofy aww uncle

goofy aww uncle is a guy whos an older gentleman but is very wacky

You're such a goofy aww uncle

by goofyawwuncle93 June 14, 2022

Ute uncle barryed

When you bust a nut so hard your soul gets sucked into the ute

My boyfriend got ute uncle barryed last night after I gave him a blowjob

by Chubby onion's January 02, 2021

Uncle Backflip Beer

It's when an Uncle does a backflip into his Brother's daughter face with his dick out yelling hell yeah while holding a beer.

Howard, I did an Uncle Backflip Beer into your daughter's face, the fuck you going to do?

by TheHandsomeSexAct April 03, 2018

creepy uncle excuse

when someone uses a creepy excuse to try and touch you

josh: its ok bro were really close
ryan: nah bruh thats creepy uncle excuse

by totallynotjjne April 29, 2023