Tommy is a nickname used for British soldiers. The first recorded use is in 1743, and by 1815 it became the standard name used by the war office. It was commonly used by the French, Germans and commonwealth troops. Legend has it that if the Germans wanted to get the attention of a British soldier across no man's land, they'd shout Tommy.
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A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
A variation of this gift is the "moomometer," located on some people's inside wrist, often used to check the proper temperature of bottled milk before serving to a baby.
To explain toemometers, consider this example. Joe dipped his toemometer into the swimming pool, then turned to his dad and said, "The water's fine, let's go swimming."
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Get the Toemometer mug.The name of a man who stinks like porridge. He often rubs his slimy hands all over each sandwhich he makes. Everybody hates tommy!
Girls: What school do you go to?
Me: Deerfield Highschool.
Girls: gross, that’s the same school Tommy Guzcal goes to. He smells like diarrhea.
Me: Deerfield Highschool.
Girls: gross, that’s the same school Tommy Guzcal goes to. He smells like diarrhea.
by Susan Gerber January 3, 2024
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by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024
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His mother is very proud.
His mother is very proud.
Did you hear about Tommy Tallarico? I heard he was hired by Miyamoto himself to work on Metroid Prime! His mother must be very proud.
by MapleJava January 7, 2024
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by Susan Gerber January 9, 2024
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