by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014
Get the Eshrektile penis mug.A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.
by "BAD" May 1, 2011
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Get the Penis Popper mug.One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
by krazychichi August 8, 2009
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by PatternOfChaos July 8, 2004
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