Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Law of the Lifeboat

Who gets to eat who, when.

HQ demands a 10% staffing cut. It's you or me. I'm sorry, its the Law of the Lifeboat.

by Jim Oakley April 7, 2011

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

Cheyenne Laws

She's simply Beautiful.

Cheyenne Laws is Beautiful

by qazer99 November 25, 2011

scissor-in-laws

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022

Law of Netflix

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.

*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

by teamfreewill May 24, 2013