vanilla freak

A guy that wants blowjobs but is too scared to eat a girl out

He's such a vanilla freak, he won't even eat my pussy.

by boy with a j name September 18, 2020

Freak Without a Human Heart

A strange, unlikable person that doesn't fit in. Particularly one that speaks to animals or Pokémon.

"N?! He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart!"

by anonymous January 2, 2025

Freak Factor

(Noun) A measure of additional attractiveness to another individual based upon the kinks that person holds.

Malcolm was having a hard time deciding which of his two crushes he was more attracted to. However, once considering the Freak Factor, he realized Arianna was the clear winner.

by _Xayne_ December 13, 2021

Freak

A freak is a person who edits Wikipedia pages for fun.

David is not a freak. He has a life.

by Nasty Nestor December 4, 2015

Freak

A person who’s part of The Freak Trend

I’m a freak, if I wasn’t why would I say I was?

by Unorthodoxy January 1, 2021

freak tooth

An implement used to open Cans

"The ring came off my pudding can"
"Take my freak tooth my good man"

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

freak speak

The slang or coded language used in the sex trade.

Trick: How far are you going?
Sex Worker: Just downtown (freak speak for oral sex only).

Trick: Where can we go?
Sex Worker: Around the world (freak speak for straight, oral AND anal sex).

by Execaters June 27, 2018